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mainheaux:

Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit

(via survivingtheteenageyears)

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

This hurts.

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via automatically)

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

(via grapefruitmilkshake)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via dementedwh0res)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via representthislife)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via representthislife)